A horse in a field is worth two in the hand Applejack is a reliable and hard-working pony, although headstrong about doing things on her own[1] take horses for an example, if you look closely you notice that all horses have exactly the same face[2] Glueing coconuts to your dogs feet so people think you have a horse[3]
Hi-yo, Silver! Next to the running horse pub on Davies street in london under an orange cone I left a signed ten pound note[4] A galloping horse gathers no moss crushed white chalk[5] a glittering glass eye, formed from bottles pressed neck-first into the ground[6] they also create snowflakes and rainbows in special factories[7]
A horse in need is a horse indeed hooded and faceless, mounted on a huge snarling black horse with insane eyes![8] Swing Bill 9-1, Stewarts House 9-1, Barrel of Laughs 11-2[9] Cannon to the right of them, Cannon to the left of them[10] Black horse hooves… snarling horse mouths… a fleeting black cowl[11] A horse paints a thousand words Enfants, faites manger vos chevaux de guerre[12] the Earth ponies who are seen bucking trees and hauling heavy ploughs[13]
HELLO , MY NAME IS AMIR SYAFIQ. I AM BLACK BEAUTY. MY SECOND OWNER GAVE THE NAME TO ME BECAUSE I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL COAT[14] HELLO , MY NAME IS TAJUDDIN. I WILL BE ACTING AS GINGER IN THIS CHAPTER. I AM A TALL HORSE. MY COAT IS BROWN[15]
Good horses make good neighbours Eddy Waller […] once told of Lane making unpublicized visits to children’s hospitals[16] (on an unidentified horse)[17] a little sticky in the early stages[18] Cannon to the left of them[19] they soar among the clouds, they rain down jellybeans We had to wear knee-high rubber boots IT`S NO USE. THERE`S NOTHING I CAN DO ANYMORE. EXCEPT BEAR IT. I WISH I DEAD. DEAD HORSE DON`T SUFFER.[20] I fucking told you horses are ignorant cunts[21] A horse walks into a bar
An Englishman, an Irishman and a horse walk into a bar I know a horse from a handsaw a large, odd-toed ungulate mammal The horse orders a drink and a packet of dry roasted peanuts by means of optically stimulated luminescence dating[22] During the Iron Pony Competition, she resorts to using her wings in many of the contests, which Applejack regards as cheating since she does not have wings herself[23] DEAD HORSE DON’T SUFFER they rain down jellybeans Useless horse![24] on a horse![25] never got a Charlie horse[26] Chaucer loved this kinda stuff overbearing horses they have a special magic only humans can access[27]
Once a horse, always a horse Once upon a horse
[1] My Little Pony, http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Applejack
[2] Abigail Oborne, ‘Portraits of a seaside town no.3’
[3] @iSpeakComedy, 11.11.11
[4] @flea333, 10.11.11
[5] Uffington
[6] Cherhill
[7] My Little Pony, http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Pegasus_ponies
[8] Lord of the Rings film script, http://www.imsdb.com/scripts/Lord-of-the-Rings-Fellowship-of-the-Ring,-The.html
[9] Cheltenham, 13.10 11.11.11
[10] Alfred, Lord Tennyson, ‘The Charge of the Light Brigade’
[11] Lord of the Rings film script, http://www.imsdb.com/scripts/Lord-of-the-Rings-Fellowship-of-the-Ring,-The.html
[12] Prosper Mérimée, Lokis: Le manuscrit du Professeur Wittembach, http://www.pitbook.com/textes/pdf/lokis.pdf
[13] My Little Pony, http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Pegasus_ponies
[15] Ibid
[17] Ibid
[18] Will Hayler, Guardian http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2011/nov/11/live-racing-cheltenham-november-11-2011
[19] Alfred, Lord Tennyson, ‘The Charge of the Light Brigade’
[21] http://ifuckinghatehorses.com
[22] Uffington
[24] @IleKara, 11.11.11
[25] @_Hollymd_ 11.11.11
[26] @JuiceCOURTuree 11.11.11